Facts About Richard D. James in the Style of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Richard D. James writes songs in his dreams. When he wakes up he composes them into his computer
  • Richard D. James only releases his bad tracks. He saves his best tracks for his personal friends
  • Richard D. James lives in a bank. It’s said he sleeps in the vault
  • Richard D. James drives a tank
  • Richard D. James once released a limited edition 7″ single made of sandpaper
  • Richard D. James invented Acid Techno when he was 14. He didn’t realize it until much later, or course
  • Richard D. James is also known as Pritchard D. Jams, Aphex Twin, The Aphex Twin, AFX, Polygon Window, and God
  • Richard D. James once mixed his own photograph into the frequency domain of one of his songs. You can see it if you have a decent spectrum analyzer