Heelys!

HeelyI see so many kids flying around town on Heelys (those sneakers with the wheel in the heel) and I’ve always maintained that us adults had better get in on this trend soon or else we’ll all grow old and grizzled walking everywhere while today’s youth enjoy a life free of hip replacement surgery, zipping around on their wheeled shoes. You can laugh at it now all you like but you won’t be laughing when those dirty SUVs and cars are abolished. Our Segway future might become our Heely hell.
Well, I just discovered that Heelys are made up to size 12 and 13 which means that even fat old people like me can get in on the Heely revolution. Sweet.