GLOSSARY OF TERMS
(Last Updated: 12/13/06)
aborted fetus: word filter for 'epic' (see: UNACCEPTABLE TERMS).
alt: also gimmick also AE (Alternate Ego). term used for secondary account made by an existing member. to use multiple accounts. usually to bypass a banning (see: BLAP).
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Scot has probably damn near 14 alts; not one of which is entertaining.
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AMA: Acronym for the Annual Metro Awards.
amj: refers to 'audiomaryjane' boarder; to lie obviously; usually about sexual adventures.
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"vegas: i had sex with 3 pterodactyls"
"sum1else: k amj"
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andie why[yy]: bizud reference.
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Munk: "andie dumped him without giving any real reason. been 7 years and he's still griping about it. starts every post and every thread with some reference back to this event."
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ass fetishists:
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currently discovered:
Skeets
Conq's Friend
Fish
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beaving: to fail at getting sex. either purposely or otherwise.
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"gurl: fuck me"
"beave: zzz"
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Big_ (first letter of the person in question): being batshit crazy and making no fucking sense and prone to anger (also see UNICEF).
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"You see this is exactly what I do not understand about these guys. "He's a part of the problem not the solution" mentality I'll be reckoned with. When it's these matter-of-factly sick dickchowder's that pony up on the jizzmustard in their private caboose. While on my train to "ruin the party" aaron announces he's no longer putting up with me. So, then I cry and get defensive about god only knows what shit. Right. I choose to follow these assfucks. But since I started this thread, be sure that aaron has it all figured out. He'll deny the appeal based on no morals as he so often gets away with. Since it's my choice, its nobody's fault. Well fuck that. It's the god damn Interweh. Put yourself in my shoes, asshole." - bigcanadiano (BigC)
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blap: meaning shot, bullet, fire, gun, being shot, being shot at, being killed, etc. sometimes used to mean 'ban'.
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sum1: "hay guyd i'm new :)"
sum1else: "blap."
sum1else: "chainblap"
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:ceez:: 
ceezing: failing within a technical setting. either on part of the user or equipment. can sometimes be used as a beaving or conqing variant (see CONQING). but this is usually avoided. Also sometimes used in reference to Ceez's vomit-shirt episode (reference needed).
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"my fucking ipod is ceezing. wont update. >:C"
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chun: variant of shun (see SHUN).
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sumghey: "hey fuck you buddy"
sum1else: "u eat azz"
sumghey: "chun"
sum1else: "chun"
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conqing: obsolete term. to fail at getting sex. either purposfully or otherwise. see BEAVING.
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"gurl: fuck me"
"conq: no"
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Council: either senior (acting) members or junior (honorary) members. administration group.
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Members:
- Munk
- Beave
- Ceez
- owen
- soda
- Dip (ex-acting/junior)
- Jam (ex-junior)
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crazy eye: member 'gigi' from Black Sheep Forums.
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munk: man crazy lady your eye's scarin me where's it goin D:
dood: she was a victim of rape and her attacker stabbed her eye with a pair of needle nose pliers and left her with permanent damage.
munk: HELLO! :D
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dry hump: beave reference. see BEAVING.
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beave could've got laid but instead fell asleep. she humped him a bit, he didn't wake up, and she went home.
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epic thread: threads/events that held long-term interest, usually through controversy, and are mentioned even years later.
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- Jen thread
- Oregon Trail thread
- Mahatma thread
- Matt Good apeshit era
- Conq gets laid
- BigC golden era
- Beave dying for a month every year
- JoelSalt, new years 2005, drunk boarding
- jd5, drunk, demanding to be banned
- board meets Munk's father
- board meets Bizud's mother
- Ceez, vomit-shirt
- Andie dumps Bizud
- Ashford
- Ray's 80-year-old girlfriend finds board
- Ray, "i like hairy women"
- Crazy eye thread
- arteta fucks girlfriend, blood
- snake ate my kitten
- crab fishing
- The Metro Remembers...
- Dip gets beat up by straight indians
- Dip and Jen have sex with Goonie and Weston
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fridgecomp: [Tele]Custom.
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"my laptop was overheating so i put it in the fridge to cool it down. it melted the ice and fried it." - [Tele]Custom
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FX: referal to font colours, styles, or images added to member's handles on the board.
GAWL: variant of GOD.
ghost poo: beave reference. see BEAVING.
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beave could've got laid but instead ran home to shit. didn't end up having to shit after all.
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ircry: 
jen's breasts: 
metro: to metro, like the metro, a metro. for the board to crash due to admin mistake, forcing it's members to re-register. sometimes multiple times a month. reference dated back to the precursor board: The Metro, which was owned and opperated by Taylor Matthews.
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munk: "mod fucked up the db boys. might have to re-reg."
sum1: "thanks taylor."
sum1else: "ya way to run the metro taylor."
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mrr[r]: 
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sum1: "ur bald beave"
beave: "mrr"
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negs: negative; no/not/wrong variant.
no u: no, you are.
nyf_: not your fault noun (usually a person). used as a consolational comment. sometimes sarcastically, but if so, usually followed with 
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"i turned jen gay "
"nyfp "
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:owensad::
pauling: sometimes person referenced as a paul. posting zero subtance or generally skipable posts.
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paul: "yeah"
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pos: positive; yes/okay/right variant.
Scot: [ex-]member. detested by most, if not all, members of the community. known for his seemingly bi-polar mood swings, Panic Button, and the abuse of alt use (see: ALT) with proxies to avoid multiple bannings.
shun: variant of 
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spider: women who don't shave their legs during the winter.
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Ceez: "use one of jens many "i don't shave my shit" posts for the spider joint."
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tamara'd: sometimes tamared or tamar'd. to be fucked in the ass without notice.
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"so we're doing it and then he shoved it in my ass without asking. later on he told me that he figured since it was already in, he may as well go for it. i was too freaked out to say anything so i just let him do it." - Tamara
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unacceptable terms: terms, once used ad nauseum, now considered frustratingly overused or outdated.
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current terms:
epic (see ABORTED FETUS)
so wrong, but so right.
wanna make out?
can't rape the willing.
knows the score.
:forshame: emote
:rolleyes: emote
epic
nyf
kthx
[mbr]
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unicef: quick to anger and pick fights over the Internet. sometimes actually requesting the member come down to their gym and fight their boyz.
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sofa: "fuck you ceez i'll rap battle you."
sum1: "unicef."
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vedder: person referenced as vedder or a vedder. constantly making reference to your girlfriend or someone adored.
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sum1: hay gang im doin drugs
conq: nicole doesnt let me do drugs :wub: i love her with my soul :)
sum1else: ok vedder :ROLLEYEZZZZZZ:
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[okay] we get it: variant of vedder. see VEDDER.
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conq: nicole and i went for coffee today. :)
sum1: okay we get it
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wonks: To assume an opportunity, usually involving sex or dating, was blown but when infact there was no opportunity to begin with.
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sum1: "this girl on the bus looked at me. i didn't ask her out. :C"
sum1else: "k wonks"
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wts: what the shit.
yf_: your fault noun (usually a person). self explanatory.
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"board's down"
"yfm"
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ysi: first used to refer to the website yousendit.com. which was used to upload albums to the board. now referred to as a general term for any website used to upload material to the board, or even the action of uploading (or "upping") material to the board itself.
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"soda: got nudz of mah bod"
"ceez: ysi"
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ya i know, sits weird, whatever.